
I have noticed, over my brief period of “working out,” that the black chads are a lot nicer and more courteous than the white chads. For example, a black chad is always offering an “excuse me,” “thanks man,” or “need a spot?” The black chad is usually offering advice or encouragement, such as “good job man,” “nice form,” or giving you different workouts to try.
When working out with the white chad what you usually get is a guy who just stares at you while listening to his obnoxiously loud “bad music,” such as System of a Down or Nickelback. Also, screaming and yelling are a common staple of the white chad’s workout, as well as staring at the mirror for entirely too long searching for their not quite visible abs and taking your weights.